Fireworks and Hurricanes

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Michelle. <3

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Michelle. <3

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rodneykong:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

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08 / 05

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sairobee:

but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir

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08 / 05

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subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

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08 / 05

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chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

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05 / 05

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ohmyasian:

(Thanks Jiyoon!)

2958. Giant Rubber Ducky. A larger-than-life (six stories high) inflatable rubber duck by conceptual artist Florentijn Hofman sailed into Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbor. Since 2007, the art installation has traveled to 13 different cities in nine countries, ranging from Brazil to Australia, in its journey around the world.

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wilwheaton:

FOREVER REBLOG

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11 / 04

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luckyshirt:

Ice on the fringe, so damn frosty.

People like, “Damn, that’s a cold ass monkey.”

11 / 04

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